I once did that… gave her a black eye… not your mum...

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This Jubilee bullshit is really boring me. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the Jubilee. No matter how old miss queeny...

I don’t get white people who say nigga all the time

Like seriously, well done, you used a derogatory racist term when speaking among your white...

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So the GUM clinic was fun….

Got every test under the sun (like every test bloody sexuality)

Then i couldnt pee so i had to wait for 20...

My college is too big to have a prom, so there’s an end of exams bar crawl every year instead. Basically you buy a t-shirt and get free entry and...

Earlier I was walking barefoot in the garden and I stepped on a thorned twig and it stabbed right into my foot

and christ almighty it was painful,...